"Hell, I'm free and single come and have a go. I might even be easy, but you'll never know if you don't come and make a stupid proposition"
3 times. Just the 3 in the last 7 days.
First there was 'Get your baps out love!' guy, while I was at work. I don't think I even dignified him with an answer.
Then there was the patient's son when I was out observing who asked for a kiss. I think I just gave 'that look' over the top of my glasses. Some people know this look very well by now.
Not to forget the elderley gent who decided to take advantage while I was glass collecting and just swipe my arse. Nice. I think I smiled politely, prayed for a better tipper and gained revenge by dropping a silent fart while leaving his table.
It's not like I've started wearing my hair any differently or wearing a ton of make-up. Maybe it's because I've had a wardrobe re-hash courtesy of Mrs Jones' credit card......
hmm, must go home more often!