Sent to try me....

I swear I wasn't that bad when I was a fresher.
Most of the common stereotypes of students must come from first years, because I am sure that I am not that bad (or am I just deluded?)
Why they feel the need to shriek and scream at interesting times of the day completely befuddles me. I know for a fact that I never did that, drunk or sober. To make things worse, these people were definitely sober?? What the hell????
It was made worse by the fact I had fallen asleep at the computer, had a banging headache, and was then woken up by the little sods.
Why the hell did I think living with first years was a good idea.
why?