23 August 2007


So picture the scene. I'm standing making polite small talk with my parents, who are still sulking due to my 2 new piercings.

I'm waiting for a train to take me back to the Southern regions, but it appears to be delayed. By 65 minutes. That is a hell of a lot of small talk.

All is fine though, until my mother utters the immortal words:

'why can I see daylight through that earring?'

Balls balls balls.


Anonymous said...

Sorry lady - don't understand - is it an earring with a hole in it or a big hole in your earlobe?

Dash said...

Oh no! Did the train then arrive letting you run away with a quick "Its new stealth technology" excuse or were you forced to explain?