06 May 2007

The simple things

It's funny how small things please me sometimes.

Apart from the fresh air, free food and free exercise, one of the best things about working outside in the mud is very rudimentary.

And I shall apologise now.... I'm no lady when it comes to this.....

....when you gotta fart you really gotta fart.

I'd had a curry on Saturday night and was feeling a tad gassy today. Nothing quite beats being able to wander into a forest while your customers are busy and just being able to be 'blokey' for a few seconds.

Very liberating!



I am such a minger

6 comments:

Jo said...

Who needs a forest?!

Me (Bloke) said...

So true Jo.

I couldn't cope with being with a woman who was all prim, proper and OTT about farting....

If ya gotta fart... fart! That's what I think.

I'm currently kind of involved (it's complicated!) with a very sexy nurse who laughs like a ten year old when either of us farts!! Sometimes she even comments "Nice fart" or "That was a squeaker"

Sooo liberating and all that.

So fart when you gotta fart and be proud of it!

A bloke (proud to fart!)

ecparamedic said...

Better out than in!

the little medic said...

haha! thats great.

Anonymous said...

Ew--nasty. I'd be hella grossed out if the person I had sex with farted in front of me. Talk about romance killer. Besides, women should at least make some pretense at being less nasty and crude than a man, IMO.

Ella said...

hahaha, amen to women farting... lol. I reckon it is liberating... and why should us women have to pretend we don't do "nasty" things like fart if boys will so happily make the loudest smelliest fart and then still act like they're better than us?! pshhh...