NARTHEN WOTS THA DUWIN T'DAY, AS THA BIN T'TOWN SHOPPIN EH? AS THA BAWT OWT
NEECE?WOTS WEETHER LEEK A T'UNOLY SIDE O PENNINES,? ITS NITHERIN ERE WI A
WIND THAT GOES REET THRU YAWIR OFF T'DESINER ARTLET T'MORRER T'SEE IF
ANUTHER PLATE COS YUR MUM BROK WAN ON T'OVEN T'UTHUR NEET. A DAANT
TH'ILL SWAP BITS FUR A NUWUN BUT THAS NOWT LOST I 'ASKIN IS THURWIMART
EEN SEE A
NU FRYIN PAN WEEL SITHEE O'MUNDAY, LUKAFTR THISENN
I told you I could speak more than one language didn't I?
Full marks to anyone who can correctly decipher either a) the meaning, or b) the actual words.