Now this argument would have been fine and all, and I may even have won had I not picked such a difficult opponent.
To be fair, I don't think myself and my two wheeled friend are ever going to come off well against a brick wall.
I am a twat*
*A twat with a bruised ego and gravel rash.
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Is this the part where someone says "Physician heal thyself"? Better put some Germolene on that gravel rash ... and invest in some knee pads. Get better soon!
So now the counts up to falling off three times, hitting one fence and a brick wall? Maybe you should try rollerblades? Least you can't (technically) fall off!
It must be something to do with mature freshers. I've fallen off my bike twice in the last two weeks and and I'm going to go to A&E this afternoon to get my elbow x-rayed. Now that the biggest bruise i've ever seen in my arm has started to subside something doesn't quite feel right. So I feel your pain, literally. Hopefully your fall wasn't in front of hundreds outside your union! (like mine)
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