I will ignore the examiner when taking a history. He does not exist and I will not be put off by him.
I will act my little socks off. The school nativity play has nowt on me in exam mode.
I will not stammer, stutter or say 'erm'.
I will wash my hands at every station, and be bare below the elbow. This means my watch will be on my belt loops. Please do not laugh at me.
I will feel a tit with my stethoscope around my neck, but I will try and forget it is there.
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